Sunday, May 31, 2009

ahh.. fuck..

love,
EFJ

♥;*~♪~*;♥
8:54 pm



Saturday, May 30, 2009

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

*takes a deep breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*takes another deep breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

i'm so pissed.

love,
EFJ

♥;*~♪~*;♥
11:53 pm



Thursday, May 28, 2009

attachment make-up and e-learning NOT DONE

HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i just found out something interesting..

hello.. wanna bitch, better make sure the bitched don't know...


LOUSY EHH!!! a buncha losers.. BOOOOO!


please, ehh.. so what if you're 'big'..? am i supposed to be afraid of you? what? you're celebrity now..? am i supposed to be honoured even if i could catch a glimpse of you? am i supposed to bathe in holy water just so that i could talk to you? am i supposed to die of glee when you talk to me?
zomg. i think this world would be a much better place to live in with the non-existence of you. seriously. what makes you think you're so special?

and you. seriously. don't think you can do whatever you want just coz i'm nice. watch your back. really. you should. be careful. be very careful.


it is only to you i can go. why do you always run away when i need you most? haven't i always been there for you? where are you now that i need you most?

depressing much?

how rude

love,
EFJ

♥;*~♪~*;♥
1:52 am



Wednesday, May 27, 2009

randomrandomrandom

YAYY!!!! IT'S OFFICIAL!!! I'M SO HAPPY!!! =D


okokok.

orchestra practice was............................... depressing.......................

fucked my solo real bad..... T.T and it's so bloody simple can??? gahh!!

HAFTA PLAY OUT!!! PLAY LOUD PLAY LOUD!!!!



WALKED TODAY!!! HAPPINESS! =))))))))))))) -sense my joy, humans-



i envy Pumpkin Vi.. HOW COULD YOU NOT BE INTERESTED IN A GUY LIKE THAT, WOMAN!! zomg...


ok. i go sleep. nights~



love,
EFJ

♥;*~♪~*;♥
3:35 am



Monday, May 25, 2009

attachment in 6 hours.. T.T

50 Things You've Never Been Asked

Once you've been tagged, please answer this and tag some people, including the person who tagged you.

1, What color is your toothbrush?
- Pink

2, Name one person who made you smile today?
- Ansar(awwwwwwwwwwwwwww)

3, What were you doing at 8 am today?
- sleeping.. hehh.

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
- talking about -blank- with Ansar

5, What is your favorite candy bar?
- no favourites. i eat everything.. =X

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?
- i strip in the toilet.. does that count?

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?
- HAHAHAHAHAHHA!! seriously..

8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
- Chocolate chip.

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?
- Mango with Basil Seeds

10, Do you like your wallet?
- BETTY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

11, What was the last thing you ate?
- HOME-MADE PIZZA

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
- does a pair of retarded slippers count as a 'clothing item'?

13, The last sporting event you watched?
- Kung Fu Panda... heyy.. he had to climb all those steps to the temple, ok.. counted as a sporting event to me.. he did sports.. *shrugs*

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
- i have no idea

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?
- Ah Fang..

16, Ever go camping?
- school camps count?

17, Do you take vitamins daily?
- AHHAHAHAHAHA!!! couldn't be bothered..

18, Do you give to church/charity?
- hahahaha.. nopes. but i spend alot for my stomache.. ^.^

19, Do you have a tan?
- i USED TO BE rather fair.. how's that?

20, Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
- i eat both.

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?
- HAHAHAHHA!!! idk. depends.

22, What did your last text message say?
- to me: But if i am playin solo now, i'll still be feelin nervous and fidgety! Now i am more like machine mode, nt thinkin but bent on completing my to-do list :P

- from me: Hahaha. Jiayous woman.

23, What are you doing tomorrow?
- attachment. sleep. orchestra practice. sleep.

25, Look to your left, what do you see?
- my drape.

26, What color is your watch?
- pink frame with dirtied-white strap. like Shila! =D

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?
- Kangaroo and Koala and their accent.. =D

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
- INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

30, What is your favorite number?
- One. hehh

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
- sadly, Mum.. -.-

32, Any plans today?
- wait. it's now Monday, since it's 2am.. refer to Question #23

33, How many states have you lived in?
- ehh... 1.

34, Biggest annoyance right now?
- where do i start?

35, Last song listened to?
- Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield.. =))

36,Can you say the alphabet backward?
- "the alphabet backward" there. said. done.

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?
- i f-ing WISH! ahahah..

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
- .................. i just bought a new pair of slippers. it's not counted, right?

39, Are you jealous of anyone?
- hahh.. i'm jealous of Shila.. T.T

40, Is anyone jealous of you?
- who wouldn't be jealous of an adorable girl with loadsa friends? =D

41, Do you love anyone?
- ehh... yes.. ^.^"

42, Do any of your friends have children?
- HAHAHAHAH! yes. wait. does a penpal count? hrmm... and friends i've hardly talked to recently?

43, What do you usually do during the day?
- school. given the time, sleep. or eat.. =D

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
- yes. =D

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
- people usually get annoyed when i do.. hrmm...

46, What color is your car?
- shiny black. =DDD

47, Do you like cats?
- i adore kittens.. ^.^

48, Are you thinking about someone right now?
- yes.

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?
- ...............................................................

50, How did you get your worst scar?
- was 10 then. still living in my previous house. fetched my sister(then P2) from her Saturday Abacus class.. wanted to stop by the Mamak shop near our house. challenged my sister to a race across the road. took my first step and fell. hard. skin on my knee scraped off, only saw flesh.. ok.. it was pure white.. there wasn't even blood.. just pure white.. went home straight and got it treated.. ermm... anything else?





ok. whatever. ohh.. my Ez-link card left $6.66. awesome shit, right...



DistolUraniumMasticularBiAsetoneSystonicShit



humans should really watch The Horsemen and read books by Low Kay Hwa.. i want to watch Blood: the Last Vampire and........ The Uninvited and............ something else..

ok bye.



love,
EFJ

♥;*~♪~*;♥
2:17 am



Friday, May 22, 2009

fun lecture


chatting after practice till 2300hrs about.... well.. just about.... ^.^

simply awesome... =D and sorry for being so 'pro'... been waayy too exposed.. hehh.. =P

ok that's all.. i want more TCS please.. =D more Talk Cock Session... =P

the topic was simply controversial.. but it was fun.. hehhx.. Edward's lecture was inspiring and educationall.. kwang kwang kwang.. i realised i may have testosterone. in fact, i may have more male than female hormones.. *gasps* HAHAHAHHA!! funny shit.. and soy milks and papaya increase female hormones.. YAYY SOY MILKS! =D


sorry i'm two-faced.. that's how i handle life..



love,
EFJ

♥;*~♪~*;♥
3:31 pm



just because i'm nice, it doesn't mean you can do anything you want.

if you think being nice is equal to agreeing with everything, then think again..

sorry to disappoint you, but i'm not a saint whatmore God.. i have my limits.

i deserve some respect. don't just barge in and do whatever you want..

i follow your wishes doesn't mean you can do whatever without my approval.

gawd what's wrong with you? what the hell happened to 'respect'?

i think out of everyone you should understand it most..

ahh.. whatever.. i just hope it'll never happen again..


love,
EFJ

♥;*~♪~*;♥
2:36 am



Thursday, May 21, 2009

*sighs*

i had a dream. a dream i know i would do anything for to come true..

i dreamt i was chatting with Di online and he told me he would be coming here real soon... i was jumping for joy in my dream.. but i know it wouldn't happen. that boy's way too busy. and i woke up almost crying.

it's ok.. FP almost done.. no link but whatever..

got warning letter from FM. i want to forego that module completely.. but it's not worth it.. so bo pian have to go..


ok nights~


love,
EFJ

♥;*~♪~*;♥
1:05 am



Wednesday, May 20, 2009

RANDOM FTW!

I WANT TO TELL THE WHOLE WORLD PLEASE!!! i'm so proud of myself.. hehhs..


shit. i still haven't e-mailed Nazri the orchestra scores.. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
LAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZYYYYYYYYYY........!!!!!!!! bleargh..

oklaa.. whatever larhh.. should sleep now... later my daughterS nag at me again.. tsk.. oohh.. i got a Grandnana(no, Nana.. it's not you.. i just call this 'granny' of mine Nana.. as in.. neh-nah).. hehh.. =PP

ok bye!


love,
EFJ

♥;*~♪~*;♥
2:22 am



Tuesday, May 19, 2009

meaning of sacrifices

i think it's pretty saddening when you have to scarifice everything for something you have lost passion for.


love,
EFJ

♥;*~♪~*;♥
1:01 am



Monday, May 18, 2009

stressstressstress

FUCK! my post got deleted...


CLARINET SECTION HAS SUDDENLY BECOME INTERESTING AND FUN AND EFFICIENT.. BANZAI TO US! whee~~ ok i love my babies. =DDDD

and i couldn't care less about the older generation.. so sick and tired of all the problems they've caused..

Daddy faster!!! i can't wait to tell the whole world~ hahahaha.. i'm so excited.. =P

ok. ermm... i'm so stressed i'm blogging instead of finishing my assignments..


shitshitshit... it's starting again.. humans help..

now i know how ungentlemanly Azri can be.. -.-' tsk...

and Liy.. just because i mention one's name ever-so-often in my blog, it doesn't mean i like him, ok.. hehehehhe.. but... they know i know you don't know.. hehee...

and Miss Tan Hui Fang should really get to sleep.. or this ancient woman(aka her mummy -.-) would start nagging.. =X


ok.. still in the process of planning.. have STARTED to implement... BUT... haven't finish.. zomg.. i CAN'T WAIT!!

i seriously think that my blogging today is redundant... like.. no purpose.. no theme whatsoever.. ohh wellss.. too stressed..

i'm so stressed, i'm blogging instead of finishing up my assignments..
i just used a conjunction =PP

ok bye.

love,
EFJ

♥;*~♪~*;♥
3:35 am



Friday, May 15, 2009

i'm alive


funny things this world presents me with.. simply hilarious..

it's not that i don't care. i'm just used to people not caring, not having anyone to turn to. noone bothering about me. so when people suddenly shower me with concerns, it gets awkward. and i might even get irritated.


if you hate it so much, why volunteer?

like i said.. funny.. the irony is sometimes too much to handle... but i'm alive.

"what makes me different from a quitter is that i'm still here"

quoted from a senior.. thanks.. =) i'll survive. no worries. even if i have to do it on my own, i will survive.. sorry you had to hear all that, though..


love,
EFJ

♥;*~♪~*;♥
1:21 am



Thursday, May 14, 2009

4 weeks into the semester and i already hate it..


ok fine. i don't hate the semester.. i hate myself this semester..

i fucking set a goal. that is, to buck up and get good grades. now how am i supposed to do that when i keep skipping class?


amazing, ain't it..?


what.. you think i want to skip classes?? i keep getting sick.. right now, my diaphragm area hurts and just this morning, i couldn't breathe.. and guess what.. those classes i missed are bloody examinable. fuckfuckfuck. i can't just keep asking everyone for notes, right? go doctor no money no time.

$100 for the whole month gone with the snap of my fingers. $30 go to mum, $20 to 1 out of 3 textbooks needed this semester and pay humans back. $30 to photocopying of scores(claiming soooooooonnnnnn). $20 to spend for the whole month. that $30 i'm getting back will all be gone into my bank.. $20 for one month = no eating in school.. ehh wait.. make that $10 for this whole month.. $10 to top-up... HAHAHAHHA~ awesome shit.. I NEED JOBB... hrmm..... should i get one around Causeway or something...???


shitlaaa.. have to start investing on vitamin pills...

tomorrow FM. currently finishing whatever assignments i can and psychoing myself to like FM.. shit.. haven't do AW. and i want to print notes..


must do up daily timetable.. hopefully by end of May, i can totally focus on studies.. no more band stuffs to think about 'cept on that day.

okok. short term goal: get band stuffs done and over with as soon as possible and start on assignments along the way..


someone slap my face if i don't follow.


thank you. bye.


love,
EFJ

♥;*~♪~*;♥
12:09 am



Wednesday, May 13, 2009

wth?!

how is it that the daughter is nagging at the mummy now? when'd tables turn??? hrmm... good question..

daddy, arhh.. go discipline your daughter.. she nagging her mummy, leyhh.. xDD

AND she's using my words against me.... -.-' zzzzzzzzzzzzz


love,
EFJ

♥;*~♪~*;♥
1:51 am



Tuesday, May 12, 2009

lazy

why can't you just take the initiative? don't ask don't stare don't order people around.



just get your lazy self working and do it..



love,
EFJ

♥;*~♪~*;♥
12:10 am



Monday, May 11, 2009

addictive

i like her nose and chin

i love her eyes

i adore her hair..



damn that woman's gorgeous and mature for her age..


i especially love the updos she has in her music videos..



any guy who thinks that your laughter is the most soothing he has ever heard, and your smile is the sun on a gloomy day, and your presence is all that he needs in life is definitely a keeper..
and if he remembers the littlest details like your favourite colour and your wishes(and actually tries to fulfill them) and the colour of your eye and the way you like to be touched, never ever let him go..

for that guy is rare. he's the gem amongst the stones.



love,
EFJ

♥;*~♪~*;♥
3:27 am



Saturday, May 09, 2009

bleargh

FUCKing irritating.

thanks, Shila, for listening to my ramblings.. really appreciate it.. =)


*sighs* what am i to do? what are we to do?



when you're used to traveling a certain route at night or in the dark, it's kinda scary if you suddenly travel through there in broad daylight.. suddenly everything seems clear.. all the roads and signs.. you kinda wonder if you're going the right way, and if you're ever going to reach your destination....

and when you've always been ignorant and laid low and suddenly you're forced to open your eyes and accept the harsh reality, you're just so tempted to break down then and there. but you can't, coz you're someone else's pillar of strength and support. and so, you can only break apart in silence when noone will notice and thus get affected..






life's difficult.. that's all there is to it..


thanks, woman, for hearing me out.. =) luvya muchos.. try to blend is as year 1, arhh.. oklorh.. haha.. crazy woman..


Shu Ning gave me so many nicknames.. Mummy... Crazy Woman... what else?? that woman, arhh.. but out of 10 kids, only 1 calls me 'mummy'.. -.-' hopefully, i give birth to more children.. or.... you take over, arh, woman.. i so fat already.. if i ever get pregnant again, my tummy'll sure burst.. =DD


psst psst psst..... planning planning planning.. =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD hehehehehe *evil smile*



love,
EFJ

♥;*~♪~*;♥
4:37 am



Thursday, May 07, 2009

Nana's crap

This is how you do it:

Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1).
I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5).
I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7).
I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9).
You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),
Name

Results:

Dear Rashilah,
I don't really know how to tell you this, our romance is over.
I think I realized it that night you picked your nose at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my illegitimate child in Ghana.
I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes.
I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your glass eye.
You should know that I will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon.

With tears of sadness,
EFJ


1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hashRed – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink –
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself


crapp taken from Nana's blog.. -.-'


love,
EFJ

♥;*~♪~*;♥
1:33 am



Tuesday, May 05, 2009

causes of eyebags and dark eyecircles

somehow i envy people who can sleep early. it's 1.30 and i have yet to finish revising and studying and i still have to do the laundry.. coz apparently, it's useless to pin hope on them.. even he does his own laundry.. can see how helpful some people are..



love,
EFJ

♥;*~♪~*;♥
1:28 am



Sunday, May 03, 2009

women...

he's a cute musician and he cooks.. what else could a woman ask for? sadly, though, he is older than 20, lives just too far and is just a character from a Malay Drama... ohh well.. can't stop a woman from dreaming....


WOMAN!!! don't tell anyone LEYH!!! shit you.. grawrs...

dear, humans.. i like someone.. HAHAHA!!! i seem to never stop liking anyone, do i?? =DDD

i'm a growing woman with raging hormones. and my stomach's worrying me... and my menstruation has yet to come.. hmm... i'm still a virgin, though.. and am proud of it... all virgins say "Ohh yeaa~!" so please don't get the wrong idea..

ok i just made my body system public.. simply awesome..

p.s. i'm addicted to milk again.. this means i'm getting chirpier.. ^.^"



love,

EFJ

♥;*~♪~*;♥
1:07 am



Saturday, May 02, 2009

Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic as you could.(YR stands for Your Response.)



If an annoying person says:

1) I am cute..
YR: i am princess of Genovia

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome..
YR: i must be in hell

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: but everyone likes me 'coz i'm cool

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multiskilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: and you're perfectly skilled at getting hit by a donkey

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: i have albums too.. i have at least 50 photo albums at home




If an annoying pretty woman/handsome guy says:

1) I know you like me..
YR: i realised my mistake the moment you opened your mouth


2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: thank God

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: don't worry.. you're far from being mine


4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: it's been confirmed, then, that you're an FBI: Fashion Before Intelligence..


5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: i'd like to see you try




If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: when did you start thinking?


2) May I have your cell phone number, please please please pleaseeeee?
YR: ok. *walks away*

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
YR: sorry i have a curfew


4) What do you like about me?
YR: i like it when you don't talk to me.

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: ouh ok. *walks away*




If your enemy says:

1) Hi bitch!
YR: how'd you know my name?


2) You smell like shit!
YR: i think yo mama rubbed it on me.. day-amm..


3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: noo.. i'm just going with the flow..

4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: i know what to get you for your birthday already: a mirror


5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: now now.. violence is against the rule..




If your ex says:


1) I still love you..
YR: fascinating..

2) I know you still love me!
YR: a few months ago that sentence would have been true..


3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
YR: back where?

4) Please call me..
YR: for what..? you're here..

5) The break up hurts me so much..
YR: ouch. i think there's a plaster in here somewhere..

If an annoying salesperson says:



1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: and that means, i don't need any of your products.


2) Seriously, I used this product and look at me, I am changed!
YR: how do you expect me to believe that?


3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: so what's the probability of me not getting any?

4) This one is good for you sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: how would you know?


5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.
YR: i see you're speaking from experience..



just pray that none of these answers are directed to you..




i'm supposed to be sleeping.. meeting at 10... rawrs..

love,
EFJ

♥;*~♪~*;♥
2:05 am



Friday, May 01, 2009

inspiring

"if i fail and give up, do you think i will get up?"

"so are you going to finish strong?"


"Carpe diem. Sieze the day"



love,
EFJ

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